Me: Hello 911 , I need help
911: what help ma'am
Me: can you nominate Zayn in that bucket challenge
Anonymous: I groaned, covering my face. ~Harry

"You can help me if you want," I smiled up at you.

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Pennsylvania, USA [14.08.]

sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

gostyles:

x

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

Most to Least Likely to be a Millionaire

funastrology:

Pisces
Virgo
Capricorn
Scorpio
Aries
Leo
Aquarius
Cancer
Taurus
Gemini
Libra
Sagittarius

corpish:

*takes butt pic* assthetic

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
XJ